Boomer Admissions Test
According to the US Census Bureau, 10,065 Americans turn 50 each day. Take the following test to determine if YOU qualify as a Post War Baby Boomer.
Name the Beatles - both the first and last name of each, of course. Consider this a warm-up.
[If you can't answer this one without thinking, close up the test, and move on to something else. We have nothing further to discuss. ]
Finish the line: "Lions and tigers and bears, ____ _____!" Admittedly, this came along before we boomers were born. But we remember it from both the movies and the boob tube.
"Hey kids, what time is it?" ______ _________ ________ ________.
What do M&M's do? _____ ___ ______ ________ , _____ ___ _____ _______.
What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? _________ _________.
Long before he was Mohammed Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew him was _________ _________.
"You'll wonder where the yellow went, _____ ____ ______ _____ ______ _____ ___________."
Those post-baby boomers, or baby boomer wannabees, know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we true boomers
know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, _____________ G. _____________.
"M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: ______? __________ ____ _______ ______."
Definition: A "streaker" is someone who might go running through the lobby of the girls' dormitory ___________________.
"Brylcream: ___ ________ _______ _______ ______ _______."
Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone ________ _____.
From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who; _______ _______ _____ ______ ___________."
And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh...yea; what is it good for? ___________ ____________."
Big Mike's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot.
There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "You've got 2 choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex."
Big Mike bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Big Mike heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him.
At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Big Mike bends over once again.
He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged. He heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range.
Sure enough, there's a tap on his shoulder.
He turns around to find an enormous polar bear. The polar bear looks at Big Mike with a puzzled look and says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
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