Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
nuggets. We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve,"
was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order
six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one
of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it
between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the"divider", looking it all over
for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said
to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my
mind, I don't think I' ll buy that today." She said"OK," and I paid her
for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing,
she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a
credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you
need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car.
Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
battery to fit this?". "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I
asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the
car keys to me.As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied,"Why don't you
drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
was typing and turned to a secretary and said,"I'm almost out of typing
paper. What do I do?"."Just use copier machine paper," the secretary
told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of
paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of
a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems
with their computers.One night he got a call from a woman in one of the
branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back
of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Police in Radnor, PA.,interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander
on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The
message He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
Believing the lie detector"was working, the suspect confessed.
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The
dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine,
the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer.....
Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!
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