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Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #1:
Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you better not try to sing.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #2:
John Sebastian Bach died from 1750 to the present.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #3:
Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #4:
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling him. I guess he could not hear so good. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #5:
Henry Purcell is a well known composer few people have ever heard of.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #6:
Aaron Copland is one of your most famous contemporary composers. It is unusual to be contemporary. Most composers do not live until they are dead.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #7:
In the last scene of Pagliacci, Canio stabs Nedda who is the one he really loves. Pretty soon Silvio also gets stabbed, and they all live happily ever after.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #8:
When a singer sings, he stirs up the air and makes it hit any passing eardrums. But if he is good, he knows how to keep it from hurting.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #9:
Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #10:
I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #11:
Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #12:
My favorite composer is Opus.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #13:
A harp is a nude piano.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #14:
A tuba is much larger than its name.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #15:
You should always say celli when you mean there are two or more cellos.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #16:
Another name for kettle drums is timpani. But I think I will just stick with the first name and learn it good.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #17:
The double bass is also called the bass viol, string bass, and bass fiddle. It has so many names because it is so huge.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #18:
When electric currents go through them, guitars start making sounds. So would anybody.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #19:
Question: What are kettle drums called? Answer: Kettle drums.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #20:
A bassoon looks like nothing I have ever heard.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #21:
Question: Is the saxophone a brass or a woodwind instrument? Answer: Yes.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #22:
The concertmaster of an orchestra is always the person who sits in the first chair of the first violins. This means that when a person is elected concertmaster, he has to hurry up and learn how to play a violin real good.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #23:
For some reason, they always put a treble clef in front of every line of flute music. You just watch.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #24:
I can't reach the brakes on this piano!

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #25:
Anyone who can read all the instrument notes at the same time gets to be the conductor.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #26:
A contra-bassoon is like a bassoon, only more so.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #27:
My favorite instrument is the bassoon. It is so hard to play people seldom play it. That is why I like the bassoon best.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #28:
It is easy to teach anyone to play the maracas. Just grip the neck and shake him in rhythm.

Actual Test Answers Music Teachers Have Received, #29:
Just about any animal skin can be stretched over a frame to make a pleasant sound once the animal is removed.


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